Olympic Curling

Today Wilson discovered an Olympic discipline which he decided would require less physical effort than Slopestyle Snowboarding: Curling. 

Once he had Googled curling stones and learned that even on eBay they would cost about £400 per pair, he decided to improvise. The hidden cost of improvising is: 

• glue on the living-room carpet;

• sToneye very unhappy;

• sTony very nervous;

• no door handles on the bathroom door. 

Also, the chance of the Dyson ever working again: vanishingly small.