Writers' Block

Wilson, after starting work yesterday on his novel 'Postcards From The Zoo,' is now suffering from Writers' Block. He's spent all day in the tumble dryer with his Editor (Antony), Researcher (Tiny Toy) and a bottle of Ant Gin. Occasionally he will stick his head out to shout, 'The Pressure! It's Intolerable, Dear Boy!'

Meanwhile his Literary Agent (Polly-B) is on the phone trying to arrange an appearance for him on The Alan Titchmarsh Show to promote his book. 

Hopefully after he's finished writing it.