Unable to sleep after the excitement of last night's bonfire, Wilson started reading Carrie 'Princess Leia' Fisher's book 'Postcards From The Edge.' This morning he has decided to write a book based on the postcards he sent me while on holiday with his Mum, Mrs Vermilingua.
He's working on it now, and tells me it will be a 'funny, brash and biting novel called "Postcards From The Zoo" and will apparently be quite like "Postcards From The Edge," but with more pictures.' He is confident that it will be 'a sure-fire best seller, as long as it gets the right promotion.'
He's writing it in his dressing-gown because he thinks it makes him look, as he puts it, 'well Noël Coward.' I just hope he doesn't start smoking a pipe and calling me 'Dear Boy!'
At least this should keep him out of mischief for a couple of weeks, maybe longer!
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