Wilson found disappointingly few pre-owned socks at the charity shops yesterday — all he came home with was a bee fridge magnet ('To remind me of Polly' he told me, morosely) and a pack of cable ties.
This morning I discovered that all the lamp posts near our house have had warning signs cable-tied to them. Naturally, I asked Wilson whether he know anything about it.
'Oh yes!' he admitted, breezily, 'They're part of my Road Safety Campaign. I found it quite difficult crossing the main road in the village yesterday, so I thought some Anteater Awareness posters would be beneficial to everyone.'
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