Wilson reached nervously under the table and produced a holiday brochure for… Jersey!
'Look, New Dad, I know it's not Worthing,' he gushed, 'but it does look quite nice. It hasn't got a pier, but it's got beaches and car parks and nearly everything else that Worthing has, and we can arrive in style by air or sea!'
'What changed your mind then?' I asked.
A smile broke over his face as he told me, 'It's got tunnels! I love tunnels!'
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