School's out...

This morning I sat at the front room window with Wilson and together we watched the local children leaving for school. 

'Look at their happy faces as they set off with their friends to learn stuff!' I enthused.

'That look on their faces is fear,' he replied. 'And the uniforms? This is not going to happen!'

W shuffled off, grabbed the iPad and downloaded Another Brick In The Wall from iTunes.

Now he's hiding in his bed and refusing to come out, in case I try to 'make' him go to school. Like I could 'make' him do anything!

In the words of Alice Cooper, I guess School's Out then.