07/09/2012

School phobia


I've just found Wilson with my SatNav and my 2007 AA Road Atlas of Britain. When I enquired what he was up to, at first he was evasive, but after a little gentle probing he admitted that he was re-programming all my SatNav's Favourite Destinations so the routes would avoid passing any schools; he was afraid that I might suddenly stop the car and bundle him inside!
When I was his age I thought I had "School Phobia", but W's is much worse. I've promised him he will never have to go to school against his will... although honestly I think the trick would be in finding a school that would accept him as a pupil!

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