I have discussed with Wilson what I think are the problems with his plan. Principal among these is my fear that families might turn up for the Grand Charity Garden Open Day, intending to visit the Wilson Vermilingua OBE Museum of Old Stuff And A Robot, but at the last minute the children refuse to part with their teddy-bears. I foresee a lot of harrowing scenes and bad publicity.
W grudgingly agreed and said he would think of another plan… but without the benefit of chemical aid this time, as he has sworn off Cheesy Wotsits. He says he just can't handle the come-down.
I don't know what he's up to, but he's borrowed my camera and popped in to town for an hour.
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