Wilson finally emerged, his mouth and paws stained orange and clearly on a Cheesy Wotsits high, with what he claimed was a solution to his elephants/sloths dilemma.
He proposes that admission to the Grand Charity Garden Open Day be by cash, which will be donated to the Elderly Elephants sanctuary, while admission to the Wilson Vermilingua OBE Museum of Old Stuff And A Robot should be by donation of teddy bears, which will be sent off to the Sloth Orphanage.
This seems both over-complicated and fraught with problems, but W is in no mood to hear that right now - he is totally spaced out in a Cheesy Wotsit-induced world of illusion… in fact, he's gone back to bed to sleep it off.
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