The Plot

Wilson has just outlined the plot of 'Fifty Sheds of Grey' to me:

A young anteater, poor but exceptionally intelligent and good-looking(!), converts his stepfather's garden shed into a museum. This is such a success that he buys a further 49 garden sheds, all of which form annexes to the museum, and he paints them all grey. 

As plots go it doesn't sound enthralling, but I suppose it's all down to the quality of the writing. Anyway, W's aim is for it to be bought by mistake by embarrassed or confused shoppers hoping to buy '50 Shades of Gray'. 

Who knows? Perhaps it will work. Perhaps it will turn out to be a cult Christmas gift.