19/06/2012

The interrogation continues...


Today Wilson continued questioning Antony. This is pretty fruitless as Antony is exercising his right to remain silent - which is probably the best, if not the only, option for a stuffed toy.
Suddenly W put his nose right in Antony's face and snarled, 'Are there any ants involved?' Antony slumped and fell off the chair onto the floor, where he lay motionless.  
I think this is because W nudged him with his nose, but Wilson is adamant: 'He's fainted! That is a certain sign of guilt!'
I tried to point out that Antony was in fact the victim, not a suspect, but W has been reading too many US Police Procedurals, and there's no stopping him now. It's as though he's channeling Joseph Wambaugh!

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