Wilson has decided that the way forward is Psychic Mediumship, and has ordered some books about Cold Reading from Amazon. Once he's read them he plans to take his Psychic Roadshow on tour.
He has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, but the current Vodafone TV ads show Yoda, and W thinks that Yoda's speech patterns would strike the right note of inscrutability to his so-called psychic communications from beyond the grave. To this end, he practices it constantly to make himself fluent. Annoying it is, very. Stop it, make him I must. Myself, doing it I am, D'oh!
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