Guided tour

Wilson is waiting for several Hollywood executives to return his calls. He is also grounded for his fly-posting exploit. 

However, he is utilising his time at home profitably by rehearsing his tours of The Wilson Vermilingua OBE Museum of Old Stuff. 

He does this by repeatedly giving me and Antony(!) a guided tour of what used to be known simply as The Shed. By now, there is not much that I don't know about the history of the shed and its contents… but at least he is waiving the admission charges for Antony and me.