08/11/2020

ELECTION RESULTS

We have suspended our UnHoliday for a day – partly because Wilson was getting bored traipsing past a succession of closed shops and cafés, but mostly so that he and Byron could watch the celebrations following the result of the US Elections.

All of the more politically-aware children assembled and watched the news channels for most of the day, changing channels only when 'That scary Mr Trump came on' and started shouting, when everyone immediately scrambled for the Remote.
 
Wilson said that perhaps he could finally relax after four years of existential angst, and Byron said that this was America's chance to heal itself.
 
Uncle Zoltan agreed, adding, 'As long as those Trumpists don't start another Civil War!'
 
In other good news, today is Rupert The Bear's 100th Birthday! Happy Birthday Rupert!
 
Telegram from HM the Queen?
 

 

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