12/10/2020

NËRP INVENTS SOMETHING NON-DANGEROUS

Nërp has been busy in his workshop and has invented something which he assures me is completely harmless and, moreover, will save me money.

He has just shown it to me, and it's – a Wind Turbine!
 
To be fair, I don't imagine he intended his jet-pack to be almost lethally dangerous, but sometimes a project just gets a bit out of hand…
 
At least the turbine isn't too big and conspicuous – it actually reminds me of a piece of kinetic sculpture!
 
He is exploring a number of design variations to determine maximum efficiency – surely he can't get into too much trouble doing that?
 
And perhaps we'll be able to go off-grid – or even sell our excess electricity back to the Power Company!
 
Brilliant!
 

 

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