UCKYWOOD

Nërp has been busy in his workshop making something which he says will 'Really put Uckfield on the map, tourism-wise!'

Eager to show off the fruits of his labours he took everyone out into the garden to present the set of enormous letters he's built. 

 

It's certainly… big, and he's made a good job of it, but I'm not altogether sure that tourism is something we should be encouraging in the middle of a pandemic.

 

Even Andrew the Turbulent Seagull showed up to take a look – he said it was 'CAAAWWWLLL!' and possibly to show his approval tagged one of the letters with a generous streak of guano.

 

Wilson too is enthusiastic and says that as soon as lockdown eases we'll go out in the car in search of a hill overlooking the village to erect it on. 

 

I don't know how far we'll have to go for that as it's not very hilly round here – I really hope the sign doesn't end up on our roof…

 

Once we had all admired Nërp's handiwork he returned to his workshop because he is working on something 'Spectacular!'

 

I don't want to even think about that…