Today the Bees are in charge of supervising visitors.
The Bees are famous for not knowing much about art, but knowing what they don't like… and they don't like anything which isn't a Nice Painting of Flowers, so I wouldn't ask them anything about Colour Field Painting.
On the other hand, if you feel a bit faint or are in need of some first aid or TLC, they are the ideal supervisors!
Tomorrow's Abstract Minimalism event will be supervised by Nërp, who knows almost everything about almost everything, and what he doesn't know he'll Google in real time.
Of course, Uncle Zoltan thinks of himself as the undisputed world expert on modern art and everything else… although no one has ever seen any evidence of this whatsoever – which is why he's safely confined to the Gift Shop.
Speaking of Uncle Zoltan, when you get to the Gift Shop please don't argue with him – he's not very happy working there and is quite keen to demonstrate his Stinger.
You have been warned…
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