SOCIAL DISTANCING

For good or ill, government advice on social distancing has changed from 2m to 1m.

 

I know exactly what you're thinking – you are thinking: 'But that will render my 2m Social Distancing Device obsolete! Grrrrr – I curse that anteater and his mad ideas!'

 

Fear not, though – Wilson has announced a special Conversion Kit which will adapt your device (AKA Wilson's Whacker) to conform to the new regulations.

 

The conversion kit comprises a handsaw to cut down the original 2m pole, and a tape measure so you can measure how much to cut off, and can be ordered from the usual address…