So with reluctance, having extracted a solemn oath to stay at least 2m away from all humans, and with Nërp to keep a strict eye on them both, I've allowed him and Byron to venture into the front garden to install what W calls his 'Dosh-o-meter'.
It's one of those giant fund-raising thermometers that track how much money has been raised – usually for a Church Roof or something similar, but in this case for Wilson's Personal Fortune – which currently stands at exactly £0.00.
The loss of income caused by the temporary closure of the Vermilingua Contemporary Gallery is weighing heavily on his mind, and he's determined to raise some cash… by almost any means.
You can apparently throw your loose change or unwanted paper money into the collecting bucket, or if you prefer Wilson is now accepting Contactless Payments up to the new limit of £45!
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