Well, door.
As soon as Byron has finished erecting the signage he'll be going out to the Gallery to give all the display cases a final polish.
Uncle Zoltan is in the gift shop checking his Fisher-Price Cash Register to make sure he doesn't have any 'float' – thus ensuring that he never has to give any change!
Wilson isn't contributing much to the proceedings, being fully occupied with pacing up and down nervously and wondering whether to accept only contactless payment to minimise his chances of infection with the Covid-19 Virus…
He has secretly admitted to me that, what with the Coronavirus Pandemic, this is a less than optimal time to be opening a crowded indoor attraction.
I don't think he needs to worry unduly about that, as I shall be surprised if anyone turns up – and if they do, he's got a good supply of Souvenir Antiseptic Hand Gel available in the Gift Shop…
I haven't mentioned to him that today is also Friday 13th!
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