WORLD ANTEATER DAY 2019

Wilson is addressing a packed and enthusiastic meeting in the Village Hall, where a crowd has gathered to celebrate this year's World Anteater Day*.

I think Wilson has been watching rather too many TV Election Broadcasts, for his oration is liberally sprinkled with anodyne platitudes such as 'For the many anteaters, not the few!' and 'Get the ants done – they're oven ready!'

Before he started speaking I took him to one side and begged him not to use the phrase, 'My Biggest Fault is that I'm Too Honourable!' or anything even remotely like it…
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* I'm not making this up: http://www.paxtag.org/world-anteater-day-details/