09/08/2019

FOOTBALL SEASON CANCELLED

Only a few days after announcing the start of the new Bee Football Season, it has been cancelled!

Billi says she can't possibly countenance playing 'some stupid game' while innocent bees are under sentence of death by the Government.


Polly has organised an on-line petition urging DEFRA* to check it's facts and lift the death sentence imposed on the supposedly-Turkish Bee.


Uncle Zoltan has typed a strongly-worded letter to the MP for Bristol (where the bee was last seen) pointing out that Capital Punishment was abolished in Great Britain in 1965, and that the officials at DEFRA couldn't find their own Spiracles using both Tarsi!


Uncle Z certainly doesn't pull his punches – I hope he hasn't overstepped the mark here…


If she wants my advice, Theresa Villiers MP, Head of DEFRA, would be well advised to capitulate now, because once Billi's got her mandibles into something – particularly a social injustice – she doesn't let go!


However, while Polly and her colleagues were preparing little protest banners for a march on Parliament, news arrived that the Turkish Bee has escaped!


*DEFRA = Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs



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