FALSE START

I told Wilson about our planned long weekend in Margate, and before I could stop him he had packed his suitcase and taken it out to the car!

Calling back to me, he shouted impatiently, 'I've put my stuff in the Jukey, New Dad – LET'S GO!'

At risk of disappointing him, I explained that Byron, Nërp and I hadn't even started our packing, and that I had yet to book accommodation.

I told him I'd aim to get away Friday, and he ran off to 'help' Byron and Nërp  with their packing…