30/03/2019

SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

Wilson has been in the back garden with his Site Manager (Antony) and Assistant Site Manager (TT) contemplating his flat-pack museum.

After several minutes of staring at it from various angles, he confessed that it was all a lot heavier than he'd expected. 


Antony suggested that perhaps I could give him a hand with the lifting and moving but W said I was far too frail to be of any use.


Actually the word he used was feeble, but I pretended not to hear…


'There's nothing else for it,' Antony eventually announced, 'You're going to have to phone your brother Byron and get him to come down here sooner!'



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