SIGNWRITING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

To pass the time while waiting for his brother Byron to arrive, Wilson has started work on a sign for his (as-yet unbuilt) New Museum.

He says that it's 'Vital and imperative' that the signage should be ready in good time, so that he can open his Museum the moment it's completed, thus enabling him to start taking admission money immediately. How else is he to achieve 'Youngest Self-Made Billionaire' status?

I hope 'Billionaire' was a slip of the tongue – he used to want to be only a Millionaire, and that was proving impossibly difficult; I fear increasing that by a factor of a thousand might doom him to eternal disappointment.

Ms Kylie Jenner certainly has a lot to answer for…

He's quite a messy painter, but somehow he never spills any paint on what he's working on – just himself and everything else. At least this time he's working in the garden, not the living room!