YOU HAVE MAIL

This morning I came across Wilson and Byron contemplating two large boxes which had just been delivered. 

They contained 45 rpm records – Wilson removed one and showed it to me. 

'It's my Xmas Single, Do The Ants Know It's Xmas?' he explained. 

'When I ordered them I thought I could cash in on the Vinyl Revival – but I hadn't thought it through. Nobody will want to buy Xmas Records in January – it's the most un-Xmassy month there is…' 

Byron asked W whether he'd like any help moving them through to the dining room. W thanked him, and between them they began to carry them through.

I tried to cheer him up by pointing out that he'd be all ready to go next December…