BRILLIANT IDEAS

Wilson is now fully recovered from his self-imposed incarceration in the Brain Lab, and has just shown me the fruits of his cerebral labours – his list of allegedly Brilliant Ideas:

•  Write a Book of Inspirational Quotations [I daren't think]
•  Invent a Celebrity Diet [I'm guessing ants will feature heavily]
•  Rebuild his Museum [sounds expensive, I'll try to talk him out of this]
and
•  Publish a series of Educational Books for Children [he's still a child himself – but perhaps that will give him a natural advantage!]

I don't mean to be churlish, but four ideas seems a meagre harvest for two whole days of thinking…