22/12/2018

TWO LETTERS TO FATHER XMAS

I hope you had a wonderful Winter Solstice Celebration yesterday (or Summer Solstice Celebration, for those of you lucky enough to be in Australia or New Zealand!)

Also I hope your hangover isn't as bad as Wilson's…


He and Byron have gone round to the mail box to post their letters to Father Xmas – talk about leaving it to the last minute!


Byron still seems quite sceptical about Father Xmas, raising many philosophical and pragmatic objections to his existence.


Moreover, he said that Father Xmas' constant monitoring of Naughtiness vs Niceness reminded him of Big Brother in George Orwell's classic dystopian novel, 1984!


Wilson advised him to suspend his disbelief or he wouldn't get any presents, so he eventually consented to pop his letter to this most unlikely of Household Gods through the slot…



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