He rushed inside to fetch Wilson who, on investigation, found it was Uncle Zoltan – not, as the evidence suggested, having a terminal asthma attack but playing Bob Dylan's Here Comes Santa Claus on his BoomBox.
Shouting to be heard over the din, W asked him what he was doing, and Uncle Z replied that he was 'Getting into the Xmas Spirit' by playing this track.
Very Loudly.
On Continuous Repeat.
'Because I know it's your favourite, Dear Boy!'
Wilson, who (as Uncle Z well knows) hates this song above any other, pointed out that so-called 'Music Torture' had been outlawed by The United Nations, the European Court of Human Rights, and possibly the Geneva Convention…
Uncle Zoltan has an uncanny ability to press Wilson's buttons.
As W later remarked wryly, Uncle Z is going to LOVE his Xmas present…
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