MADE IN CHINA

By leaning over the barriers and peering closely at the displays, Biro has observed that most of the toys he's seen are marked Made In China.

Therefore, he has concluded, they are not actually made here, and Father Xmas's Xmas Wonderland is nothing but a front. 

'Probably for drug distribution!' he whispered to Wilson.

After a moment's thought, he added, 'or possibly Elf-smuggling…'

This was too much for Wilson – taking Byron by  the shoulders he looked into his eyes and said sternly, 'Look here, Biro – enough with the Conspiracy Theories. Father Xmas is a magic old man; the Elves are magic, and so are the Flying Reindeer.'

Byron gulped loudly – this was the first he'd heard of the reindeer.

Wilson continued, 'Come away from the Elf Village, sit down and listen to me – I'm going to tell you the Real, True and Authentic Meaning of Xmas…'