12/11/2018

LORD MAYOR'S SHOW

Saturday morning everyone gathered in the living room to watch the London Lord Mayor's Show, a traditional expression of Pride, Pomp and Ceremony that has been taking place annually since the year 1189.

Wilson was very excited to see a Tweet he'd sent to #LordMayorsShow scroll across the bottom of the screen, but this was rather over shadowed by Nërp suddenly shouting,'I know him! I know him! That's my relative!'


He had spotted a massive robot trundling down the street, apparently sponsored by the Hong Kong Economic & Trade Office.


Nërp's joy soon turned to dismay, though, as he noticed the size of his robotic relation.


'He looks about six metres tall!' he said, 'whereas I'm just… tiny. Perhaps I should start going to the gym.'


Wilson was quick to dismiss this plan, saying, 'Gyms are absolutely useless! I went to a gym once – it was the worst ten minutes of my life!'


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