Nërp told Wilson that a Guard had said he was blocking the platform – he gave him a 'Laser-Eyes' look, said 'Exterminate! Exterminate!' and hasn't been troubled by authority since.
W was surprised to find Nërp was wearing his Leonard Cohen hat, and enquired whether he was cold.
'No,' Nërp replied, 'it's just that, when it was where you left it, people kept throwing money into it and I found that a bit, well, demeaning!'
'Was there a lot of money?' W asked anxiously.
'Oh quite a bit! I thought about it, then I gave it to a Homeless Person, because I knew that was what you would have done.'
Wilson sighed deeply but, showing admirable restraint, said nothing...
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