'These masks, which Nërp has kindly supplied, are so petrifyingly chthonic,' he said, 'that even I was deeply affected by their overwhelming terrifyingness the first time I saw them!'
He paused dramatically.
'In view of that, I insist that The Bees (who I trust will be wearing not horrifically demonic masks but their Sexy Nurse outfits) are in attendance tomorrow night to render First Aid and Royal Jelly to anyone overcome with fright at the sight of the masks…'
Polly then suggested that, if the masks are indeed as frightening as Wilson said, perhaps everyone should be given a prophylactic dose of Royal Jelly and – just to be on the safe side – close their eyes while putting them on…
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