WEIRD DUDE

Next we came upon a life sized cut-out of Elvis standing next to his Caddy.

Wilson asked me, 'Who's this weird dude almost wearing a Onesie? And should he be on display like that – there are children present!'

I tried to explain that this was a representation of Elvis 'The King' Presley with his 1976 Cadillac Seville, but W was unimpressed.

'I don't suppose they've got Bob Dylan's car here, have they? Or Leonard Cohen's? Did Peter Dawson drive?' he enquired. 

As we walked away, Wilson shook his head, saying, 'That Onesie, though – positively indecent! Perhaps I should have a word with the management about it…'

'Oh!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'What about ABBA – I bet their Tour Bus is here!'