NOT THE REST I'D HOPED FOR

By the time I reached the bedroom, I was not altogether surprised to find my bed also covered in boxes.

'If it's a bit crowed in here, New Dad, you can share with me in the Tumble Dryer!' Wilson offered, generously.

I'm not altogether certain this is what the Hospital meant when they told me to take it easy for a few days, be sure to get plenty of rest…