PLAIN SAILING

It's called a Pleasure Boat Cruise, but honestly I question how much actual pleasure is to be had when one's travelling companion is constantly worried about falling overboard or the boat sinking.

However, since his spell in the wheelhouse and a chat with the captain, Wilson has been far more relaxed.

He has even relinquished his grip on the life belt and is enjoying the cruise in a much more laid-back way – which in turn means that I am able to do the same…