What he found there did not calm his nerves: he found a board warning guests that the Hotel Wi-Fi Network would be unavailable for a few days!
'This is a violation of my Human Rights, New Dad!' he raged. 'Well, my Anteater Rights anyway – I would compose an email to the Home Secretary, except that without Wi-Fi I can't send it! I am well vexed!'
He stormed off to confront the Hotel Manager, who told him that there was a 'technical fault' which was beyond his control. Everyone was trying to fix it, but the network could be down until the middle of next week, at the earliest.
Wilson returned, somewhat mollified, with a voucher for a free G&T, which the manager had given him by way of an apology – he must have encountered irate anteater guests before, and learned the best way to deal with them ;o)…
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