TOO HOT TO MOVE

With the temperature today set to reach 38°C (almost 100°F) Wilson has declared that it is too hot for normal holiday activities. 

‘It’s even hotter than Costa Rica, New Dad!’ he exclaimed. ‘This unrelenting heat is totes doing my nut in!’

He popped Antony and TT into the MiniBar to keep them cool, and headed down to the hotel bar. 

Here he asked the barman whether he could borrow an ice bag and a mini fan, and ordered a Mojito with Extra Ice. And Ants.

Then he made his way, with the ice bag balanced precariously on his head, to a cool corner of the Bar.

While he wasn’t looking, I had a quiet word with the barman asking him, when Wilson ordered cocktails, to only put alcohol into every third or fourth one…