23/07/2018

ALIEN ABDUCTION

The Police have been back again to search the house, but to no avail.

They’ve made a bit of a mess with their Fingerprint Powder and Police Tape – in fact Polly is stuck to the tumble dryer by her antennae with crime scene tape as we speak and we don’t know whether it would be illegal to try to cut her free.


There’s still been no Ransom Demand, and Uncle Zoltan thinks this means the most likely explanation is that they’ve been Abducted By Aliens!


We just hope that if that’s the case, the Aliens don’t use their… um, Probe!


Just in case it’s NOT aliens, please keep a look out for an Anteater accompanied by two Toy Anteaters and an Elderly Man!


Oh, Polly says that Wilson’s New Dad prefers to be described as ‘late middle aged’ but I think we all know what that really means! ;o)


                                            

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