18/05/2018

ROYAL WEDDING MEMORABILIA

Following the unpleasantness between W and HM Queen Elizabeth II, Wilson isn’t a very enthusiastic Royalist.

However, he will embrace the Royal Family to the extent that it might supplement his pocket money, so just in time for the Royal Wedding he has launched a small range of Sophisticated Wedding Souvenirs, starting with that traditional best-seller, the Souvenir Mug.


He was very surprised by how expensive licenced photographs of Harry and Meghan were, so he has produced his own image of the Happy Couple, which he confidently asserts is ‘just as good’ as a photograph – ‘if not better!’


Antony is included in the photograph, partly to give scale, and partly because he is feeling a bit overshadowed by TT’s recent Showbiz Triumph.


If you’re thinking of buying one of W’s mugs, my Top Tip would be: take great care washing it because, although he used waterproof markers, the picture just might rub off a bit…



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