PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS…

Nërp has posed for a Life Portrait on the Museum wall.

‘Spray-paint me like one of your French robots!’ he said, ‘but with bigger muscles.’ 

Admiring the finished work, Nërp turned to Wilson and said, ‘It’s very good. Thank you. Very good, but… do I really look so stern and unsmiling? I’d always imagined I had a bit more of the debonaire “Johnny 5” look about me…’

Owing to our rapidly-diminishing supply of walls, this will have to be one of Wilson’s last Graffiti Masterworks – unless he starts painting over the old ones…