LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

The boys were making their way home in a pretty despondent mood when, a little way down a side road off the High Street, Nërp noticed an empty shop.

He pointed it out to Wilson and Byron, and they all went to take a closer look.

When they arrived back home, Wilson told me excitedly that they’d all fallen in love with this place – it suited their needs perfectly, looked nice and, moreover, it was in a good area. 

W explained to me that it was definitely in a ‘heavy footfall, up-market quarter,’ not only because of the other, totally non-derelict shops either side but also because he’d seen ‘affluent’ pedestrians walking past.

I promised I’d give the Estate Agent a call tomorrow to see how much it would cost to lease the place for a week.