A PLEA FOR HELP

As you know, Wilson has been staying with his family at the zoo while I recover from my eye operation. 

I’ve just received an SMS from him saying that the constant noise and quarrelling there is driving him up the wall, and asking whether he can he come home yet?

I still can’t see well enough to drive, so I’ve told him he will have to travel by bus – his brother Byron has done that before, and can tell him what to do, explain Public Transport Etiquette etc.

I shall be very pleased to see him again, but I do hope he doesn’t try to ‘speed’ my recovery by insisting on applying Ant Poultices to my eye!