Wilson and Nërp man-handled (robot-and-anteater-handled?) it into the back garden between them; Nërp then tore the crate open with his bare hands (manipulators?) revealing a headstone for Mr Juicy.
Carrying it between them round to the site of Mr Juicy's grave, Nërp dug a shallow foundation and erected the stone.
He and Wilson stood quietly by the grave for a moment, then Nërp, although he had never met Mr Juicy, gave a moving rendition of Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto #2 in C Minor, Op. 18 (he must be equipped with MIDI) and his display flashed on and off with the message 'R.I.P. MR JUICY!'
Noticing how clean and shiny Nërp is, following the Wash 'n' Wax The Bees gave him yesterday, W is pondering on the feasibility of a Bee-Operated Car Wash.
I can't see Billi reacting well to such a proposal!
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