THE BUBBLE HAS BURST

Over breakfast this morning, Wilson informed me that the Virtual Currency Bubble has Burst – whatever that means – and henceforward Nërp will be deployed to other, non-mining duties.

I'm a bit relieved to hear that, and I imagine Nërp is, too! I hope 'other duties' might involve light housework, hanging out the washing and a bit of weeding...

Of course, the downside of this is that W is now looking for another 'sure-fire, can't-fail and arguably legal Get-Rich-Quick scheme’ – he's in the living room at the moment, with a Slushy and a pack of Ant Wafers while watching Sky News. 

That should keep him out of trouble for a little while!