BITCOIN MINING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Wilson has taken Nërp into the garden to explain his duties, which apparently consist entirely of 'V-Coin Mining and not killing anyone.'

I'd been hoping he might help out with the household chores, maybe wash the car occasionally, but apparently not – I'll have a word with W later.

Before starting work, Nërp enquired what Virtual Coins actually look like – Wilson told him vaguely that it's difficult to say, what with them being Virtual, but that he'll know them when he finds them, and to just put them in the bucket.