He didn't really enjoy the dancing part, although he thought Craig Revel Horwood was very funny.
The big event of the night, however, was when W noticed Ms Claudia Wilkleman... and was instantly infatuated!
He's in the living room right now watching Strictly on Catch-Up – fast-forwarding through the dances and all the fillers, then mooning over the lovely 'Miss Claudia'...
I have to say this seems like another highly unsuitable match – what with Ms W being 45 and happily married with three children – but Wilson says that whereas Ms Joni Mitchell was just an infatuation, this is 'The Real Thing!'
As tactfully as I could, I tried to raise some of my reservations; Wilson countered, 'But New Dad – she is A-Ma-Zing, daahling! Fab-U-Lous!'
Someone had better get in touch with Ms Caroline Katz to let her know she's no longer Wilson's fiancée...
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