THE POWER OF ADVERTISING

"No Problem Too Big! No Problem Too Small!"
 But will Wilson receive any problems at all?

Wilson has purchased advertising space in The Uckfield Eye (incorporating the Buxted Bugle and the Cackle Street Chronicle) to promote his Agony Uncle service.

Despite living in Uckfield (only a few miles from Buxted and not far from Cackle Street) I have never heard of this newspaper, but Wilson assures me that it is a 'Well-respected news outlet with an ABC-verified circulation of "Lots"' – and in any case, it has the cheapest advertising rate in the UK. 

I suspect this latter was the deciding factor for W, who always likes to keep his operating costs to the bare minimum.

Anyway, the next edition comes out tomorrow, so now there is nothing for Wilson to do but sit back and wait for the problems to roll in. 

He has Polly-B on standby in the event that any 'personal' problems should require his words of wisdom and succour...