FAMILY RESHUFFLE

Following his visit to his family, Wilson has now sorted some things out in his head.

As he proudly hung the portrait of his Great Great […] Grandfather, Alberto Victor Gutiérrez-López (who grew up to be the legendary Blue Baron in the Great Ant Wars of 1921) he explained to me:

1) he will continue to call his biological grandmother (ie Mrs Vermilingua) Mum;
2) he will continue to call his biological mother (ie Andrea) Andrea;
3) he will continue to refer to – and think of – his biological uncle (ie Kenneth Byron Eustace Vermilingua) as his half-brother, and continue to call him Biro!; and finally
4) he will continue to refer to me as his New Dad.

In another piece of news, Andrea has revealed the TRUE date of Wilson's birthday. However, he's quite keen to keep his 'official' birthday going too. 

TWO birthdays a year? I've told him I'll think about it...