Wilson has just RSVP'd to Dennis, saying that he'd be delighted to visit with him, and enquiring whether he should bring any Formal Attire* with him, as he knows Dennis likes to change for Dinner.
Dennis is not only pretty posh, he's also a Role Model for Wilson – when he comes back we'll probably have to start using butter knives and jam spoons. Doilies and antimacassars. Keep our elbows off the dining table...
W was mortified at having to send his reply in a brown envelope, but I assured him that if Dennis was any sort of friend, he would understand.
When he took his letter to the post box round the corner, he was very surprised by the poster he saw taped to its side...
* His black bow-tie
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